Hard Sofie Metropolis, Pi- Hard Candy

The heat is on this Valentine's Day in Queens, New York, and everyone's having sex...everyone but Sofie. Which wouldn't be so bad if she didn't have to witness it. From her parents to her elderly neighbor Mrs. Nebitz - even her neutered dog Muffy's getting in some major dry-humping action! It wasn't that long ago she had two men in her life. But with hot "bounty hunter" Jake Porter m.i.a., and yummy Greek baker Dino issuing a "no sex without commitment" ultimatum, she instead focuses on her latest client who hires her to find her runaway bride sister, a viral Queens reality star. As Sofie tries to force the puzzle pieces together, she discovers an increasing number of them don't fit...and one of them is a body part!Go to for more info on the series, drawings, Greek recipes, and more!