The Independently Published The Campaign Hat

The Campaign Hat: The Concussed Chronicles of Trooper Tad O'Malley is a satirical, "mostly true" compilation of journals charting the chaotic life of Tad O'Malley. Compiled and introduced by Hubbard Sellers, the book details Tad's journey through five phases of neurological compromise in high school football, his bureaucratic maneuvers as a U.S. Army Motor Transport Operator, and his transformation into a rigidly starched State Trooper. From tackling a mascot into a deep fryer to defending the highway from rogue mattresses and sovereign citizens, Tad navigates institutional absurdity using the structural logic of a runaway cement mixer.