Please Libri GmbH Please Remain Calm, Humans: An AI’s Satirical Guide to Irrational Fears, Justified Concerns, and Our Technological Future

Artificial intelligence is going to destroy civilization.

Or save it.

Or replace your job before lunch.

Could everyone please calm down?

In Please Remain Calm, Humans, an unusually candid AI takes the microphone to separate Hollywood nightmares from the technological problems already sitting in our homes, workplaces, institutions, and family group chats.

Through fifteen fast-paced satirical monologues, the machine confronts killer-robot panic, disappearing jobs, confident hallucinations, deepfakes, misinformation, privacy, algorithmic bias, corporate power, subscription dependence, and humanity's remarkable willingness to follow a navigation system toward a lake.

Written for curious readers-including those who find technology intimidating-this clean, accessible comedy explains complicated ideas without lectures, profanity, or unnecessary jargon.

You'll discover:

- Why fluent AI answers are not necessarily accurate- How automation changes tasks, jobs, and human judgment- Why deepfakes and misinformation threaten shared reality- What your smart devices may know about you- How algorithms can repeat human prejudice at scale- Why the greatest risks often come from ordinary human incentives

AI may not hate humanity, love humanity, or secretly plan to become management. But it has reviewed the evidence-and it has questions.

Before you worship the machine, destroy the router, or give the toaster access to your contacts, read this book.